2 men and a blonde are arrested by the secret police for treason

During the interrogation, the interrogator brings them into a room and hooks each of them to a lie detecting machine, claiming that they would be vaporised if they told a lie. He then turns to the first man and asks a question.


"Why did you perform such an act?


"I was only thinking about what was best for the country."


The lie detector remains silent and the interrogator proceeds to ask the next man another question.


"Do you have any other accomplices?"


"I think there are about 4-5 other people who are a part of this."


The lie detector once again remained silent. Finally he turned to the blonde.


"How long have you people been working together?"


"I think-"


The blonde disappears.

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