Jill woke up one morning after a hail storm that night. Her car had dents all over it. It was incredibly bad damage, so she brought it into a local auto repair to get the dents fixed. The mechanic, noticing that Jill was blonde, thought he would have a little fun. He simply told her that there is an easy solution to this dent problem of hers! He instructed her, "go home and blow into the tailpipe of your car really really hard and all the dents will just pop out!" So, upon hearing the wonderful trick, Jill goes home and tried blowing. She blew and blew and blew, but the dents didn't pop out. After a couple more attempts her blonde roommate, Katie, came home and asked her what she was doing. "The mechanic told me to blow into my tailpipe to get all of these hail dents to pop out", Jill explained. Katie started laughing historically, "no, no silly", she said, "you have to roll up your windows first!"
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