So a blonde gets on a plane bound for NYC...

And sits down in the first class section. The guy whose seat she had taken, he goes up and tells the flight attendant there's someone in his seat. So the flight attendant goes over and says

"Miss, I'm going to have to ask you to go to your proper seat"

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful and I'm headed to New York City."

Confused and slightly taken aback, the flight attendant responds "Miss, you *need* to vacate this seat."

Once again, the blonde says, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm headed to New York City!"

Just as the flight attendant is about to say something again, the blonde interjects, "I'm blonde. I'm beautiful. And I'm headed to New York City."

So the flight attendant speed walks to the cockpit and says, "Captain, I need help. This blonde lady sitting in the front row has taken this gentleman's seat, and she refuses to leave!"

Calmly, the captain stands and says, "Don't worry. I can handle this. My wife's a blonde too."

He walks over to the blonde and quickly whispers into her ear. She gets her luggage, and sprints to the back of the plane.

Shocked and amazed, the flight attendant and gentleman ask, "What did you even say!"

With a grin the captain replies,

"I told her that this part of the plane doesn't go to New York City."