One day a blonde walked into a cafe and went up to a vending machine and put 50p in the machine and out come a can of lemonade and she did this for 15 minutes then a man who was very thirsty and he was waiting for the blonde to finish gettin her drink so the man waited and soon he had enough and he said to the blonde "are you going to be long" then the blonde replied "not now im winning"
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