Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Wet blondes


Why don't blondes water ski?


Because they li...

Tgif


why do blondes put tgif on their trainers ?


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The Sick Blonde...


A blonde came home from her first day commutin...

Blonde Driver


Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?A: Bobbing...

Donut Seeds


A blonde girl was eating Cheerios cereal one m...

Swimming Contest


A blonde, a red head and a brunette were compe...

Blonde joke


Q Why does a blond go in the right ditch?

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Smarts?


What do you call a blonde that dies her hair B...

ques que sa fais 10 blonde qui se tiennepar...


ques que sa fais 10 blonde qui se tiennepar la...

Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece


Q. How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A. Wr...

Blonde joke


Theres Santa Clause, the easter bunny, the Too...

3 Blondes in a House


There were three blondes living together.Blond...

Too Many


What's red,white,black and blue lying in a dit...

Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?


Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof...

crossing the road


Why did the blonde cross the road?I don't know...

Buying a Goldfish


A blonde walked into the pet shop and asked th...

The Blonde and the three Pigs


There were three pigs and a blonde in a bar. T...

Because they can't get their head in the jar.


Why don't blondes eat pickles?
Because they c...

Job interview


A blonde goes for a job interview in an office...

Disk drive


How do u no when a blonde has been sending mai...

A foursome.


Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ...

Half and Half


A blonde and burnette was walking in the deser...

Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vege


Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?...

mosquitos & blonds


whats the difference beetween a blond and a mo...