young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test,
the next day. As he entered the classroom, he s...
Bird Jokes
A woman (Orange County Ca. )brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon...
As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulle...
So a woman walks into a pet store...
and sees a parrot on sale for 50 bucks. Now, a...
Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?
It was on a strict diet of worms.
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A Mexican man sneaks across the border to watch his favorite football team play...
...and makes it all the way to the stadium. He ...
How do Sesame Street characters reproduce?
Big bird's eggs and ABCmen.
The new Pope got Bird flu...
...I heard he caught it from one of his Cardinals.
What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?
Unlawful is against the law, whereas illegal is...
Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?
Because if it lived by the bay, it would be cal...
Old Farmer Went To Town To See A Movie The Ticket Agent Asked, sir, What's That On Your Shoulder?
Old Farmer Went To Town To See A Movie The Tick...
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Wairarapa.
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural No...
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana.
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Lo...
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Wairarapa.
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural No...
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana.
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Lo...
Interesting Questions Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
Interesting Questions Why do we put suits in ga...
One day a man went to an auction.
One day a man went to an auction. While there, ...
What do you give a sick bird?
What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.
Five doctors went duck hunting one day.
Five doctors went duck hunting one day. Include...
Q: How does an elephant climb a tree?
Q: How does an elephant climb a tree? A: He hid...
Why did the bird go to the theater?
Why did the bird go to the theater? She wanted ...
Some Good News The parachute company says you'll get a full refund.
Some Good News The parachute company says you'l...
As I rowed my little boatToward the river shore,A small black bird kept me from landing,Quoth the raven, never moor.
As I rowed my little boatToward the river shore...
Mrs.
Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her ...
One day a man went to an auction.
One day a man went to an auction. While there, ...
A math teacher had a bird, and he trained it to talk.
A math teacher had a bird, and he trained it to...