Hello, I'm doing a presentation on Cranes, specifically [Sarus Cranes](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarus_Crane) and I was trying to think of a joke to start off the presentation. Do you guys have any?
The only one I can think of is "What bird can lift the most weights?" "Cranes" but I'm wondering if there are any more?
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