Charles Robb was in the military when he married Lyndon Johnson's daughter Lucy Bird, and as a result of the marriage, he didn't get sent to Vietnam.
Johnny:
Well, I guess it's true what they say - a hand in the bird IS worth two years in the bush ...
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