Why did my Exotic Bird Startup Store fail?
I didn't have enough seed money.
Bird Jokes
Where does a russian bird sleep?
IN A COMMU-NEST
Did you hear about the new strain of bird flu?
Chirpees... a canarial disease... un-tweetable.
So my ex-wife is a bird lover...
she always wanted a black cockatoo
Giant bird goes to a psychiatrist..
''I feel like I'm ignored all the time.''
''M...
Dad: "A little bird told me you are doing drugs"
Son: "You're talking to birds, and I'm the one ...
Little Johnny, sitting in class...
...and the teacher asks him, "If you have 3 bir...
Pirate walls into a bar...
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender ...
Why didn't the airline passenger check his vulture?
Because it's a carrion bird.
What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?
It goes to Twerk!
The Pirate
A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender s...
The Parrot Joke.
!Okay, so, this single fellow in his mid fortie...
I was sitting in the pub the other day...
When this nice looking bird walks up, takes a l...
A bunch of bats are hanging on a tree branch...
BAT A: Hey look at Harry he's hanging the other...
"The Frogs in Prague Defy Catalog"
According to a research team at Charles Unive...
The Stat Hunters
Two statisticians are out hunting. They see a b...
What did one bird say to the other bird?
toucan play at this game.
Why should you never kiss a slutty bird?
Because you might get chirpies, which is a cana...
My favorite clean joke
A young turtle is seen in the forest climbing u...
A man on a hunt for the "perfect" Christmas gift
A man is on the hunt for the "perfect" Christma...
A bird gets hit and killed by a baseball
The umpire and coroner agreed to call it foul p...