*bowl of nuggets has only one while my mom comes from work*
Me: Hey mom come sit down and have a cup of coffee.
Mom: ok... wait! How many nuggets are there?!
Me: Uhh.. one.
Mom: one?! Don't you have pity for an old woman?
Me: *somethingticks in my head* Uh... yes... but you're still young. (She's 42)
Mom: you know son, I'm not a spring bird anymore.
Me: Well, now you're a SUMMER BIRD!!! Summer is hotter than spring! X3
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