except this time there were a ton of birds, numbering in the thousands. He walked in and asked the barista, "Hey, what's up with all these birds?" The barista replied, "I'm not sure, but it's affecting our business. Tell you what, I'll give you a dollar for every bird you can kill. I've got some burnt pastries you can throw at them." The man walked outside, pastries in hand, and started pelting the birds with them. He quickly ran out of the first tray that was given and went back inside. The barista said, "What are you, an amateur?" and went outside with another tray of pastries. He wound up, threw it as hard as he could, and the pastry bounced off of one bird and hit another, with both falling to the ground instantly. The barista looked at the man and said, "That, my friend, is how you kill two birds with one scone."
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