Bird Jokes

Bird Jokes

Hang Gliding

Here in the Kentucky hills, you don't see too m...

Boidy and a Fly

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?...

Doing the Splits

An English professor complained to the pet shop...

Seventh Law

Newton's Little-Known Seventh Law -

A bird i...

Signs Your Cat May Be Trying To Kill You

Seems mighty chummy with the dog all of a sudde...

Bird

Once a bird pooped on me, so I threw it back.

My Friend..........

My friend Doug pointed up at a bird circling ov...

Useless Facts #2

51. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling c...

Who Gives a Hoot?

Each evening bird lover Tom stood in his backya...

Jenny's Wren

Jenny walks into a pet shop and says to Bobby, ...

The Chicken At The Movies

A man approached the window of a movie theater ...

Great Bird

And so at last the beast fell and the unbelieve...

If I get a bird I'm naming it Trump

cuz all they do is Tweet

Ravens and Crows

A good friend told me a story once. When she wa...

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

Whatever it is it's heading straight for the wo...

Mommy, how did I get my name?

A little girl asks her mother.

"You and your s...

A blonde and a brunette are walking in a park,

the brunette says awwww look a dead bird poor t...

[Request] Tell me your best bird puns!

Giving someone a bird themed gift, what are som...

How do you choke a predatory bird?

Give them a 28-3 lead in the Super Bowl.

Goku has a big chance to...

Go coo at a bird.