What did the bartender say to the bear?

So a bear wakes up from his winter hibernation.

Given that he's gone months without any type of food, the bear is starving. Doing what any sensible bear would do, he heads into the local town bar to grab a bite to eat. As he's walking into the bar, the bartender recognizes him and greets him with a nice warm welcome.

The bear, feeling a bit groggy, has a seat on the barstool closest to the door. The bartender wastes no time and asks the bear if he'd like something to eat. The bear nods and has a glance up at the menu hanging over the drafts.

He looks back down at the bartender and says,"You know, I'm absolutely starving, seeing that I haven't eaten in months; why don't you get me a....

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a roast beef sandwich with a side of fries."

The bartender says, "Sure, I'll get you your sandwich, but what's with the big pause?"

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