A Hunter walks into the woods. While on the hunt, he sees a mother bear and her cubs. he thinks to himself, "Let me see if I can kill them." So he puts his sights on her and the cubs, when suddenly, he gets a little tap on his shoulder.
It's the father bear. He says, in a deep low voice, "Drop em."
"Drop what?
"Your pants."
And he takes him.
The next month, he comes back to the woods, and the same exact things happen. "Drop em."
This continues for 2 more months. During the fourth month, he has his sights on the mother bear, and her cubs, when suddenly, he gets a little tap on his shoulder.
"You don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
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