Some guys are sitting in a bar and drinking a ice cold bear. They began to talk about their wives.
"My wife just got a shell tattoo on her inner side of thigh." -
"A shell?! Why a shell? Is it somehow very pretty?" -
"No, not really..." - "But why did she get it then?" - "Yeah. When you lay your ear on the shell, you can smell the sea..."
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