A cruise ship sinks in the middle of the ocean

Only 2 men and a woman survive the terrible tragedy, and relying on any floating debris, paddle their way to an island they spot nearby.

They make shelters, find food and water and all the basics needed to survive on an island in the middle of the ocean. After 3 months, they finally decide no one is going to rescue them, so they build better shelters and get used to living their lives together on the island.

In the fourth month, the 2 men and the woman start to get certain...human needs. One night, round the fire, they talk about it and come to an agreement that purely for sexual desire, they would help each other with this...human need.

After six weeks of this, the woman feels so guilty about what she has done with the 2 men that she kills herself, as this was not the way she was brought up and she couldn't bear to continue living this way.

A month later, the 2 men start to get certain...human needs again. One night, round the fire, they talk about it and come to an agreement that purely for sexual desire, they would help each other with this...human need.

This goes on for about 2 months. And then finally, the 2 men feel so guilty about what they have done. So they bury her.

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