First, you must buy yourself a can of peas and an ice hole digger. Now you have to travel way up north to the arctic and find a smooth somewhat thin sheet of ice. Then you dig a hole big enough for a polar bear and crack open the can of peas. Line the hole with peas and find a place to hide. Now when a polar comes up to take a pea you kick him in the icehole!
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