Bill and Bert on a hunting trip:

Bill and Bert hop into their car and head into the wilderness on a hunting trip. Upon arrival they walk into the woods and split up to hunt for prey.

Bill suddenly hears Bert screaming through the trees, he follows the sound to find him getting mauled by a bear. Bill quickly shoots the bear and it runs off badly injured. He runs to his old friends side and tries to coax him awake, nothing works so he turns on his phone and calls 911.

Bill blubbers down the phone not knowing what to do, the woman on the end of the line tells him to calm down and asks what happened?

Bill replies; Berts been mauled by a bear I think he's dead!

The woman asks him if he can double check for her, he agrees and puts the phone down, The woman meanwhile waits patiently for him to come back to the phone when she hears an almighty BANG!

Bill hurriedly picks the phone back up and says "right Bert is definitely dead, what should I do now?"