There once was a young man who was studying theology, questioning the teachings of the church.
He went to a monastery. At night, he asked the staretz "Why can we not ordain women in the church?"
The monk interrupted him and said "Oh no! We can ordain women."
He continued "we could also ordain a bear. But would it make sense?"
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