...When they encounter bear. The Jew, visibly frightened, asked the Czech
"What do we do!?"
The Czechoslovakian rips his shirt off and pulls out a knife and says ,"Watch this friend" and lunges at the bear in a frenzy.
The bear eats him and the Jew runs back to town to get the Sheriff. He explains the situation and they run back to the trail guns lock and loaded.
When they arrive, they are surprised to see two bears, a male and a female bear.
The Sheriff asks the Jew," Well which one ate em'?"
The Jew responded," Uh... the female"
*BOOM*
The Sheriff shoots the female and when they gut her open and they find nothing.
What is the morale of the story?
Never trust a Jew, the Czech is always in the male!
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