Bear with a dead list
The bear writes a death list. News of his death...
Bear Jokes
Three blondes find tracks in the forest
They look down at the tracks.
The first blonde...
What do you call a bear in the rain?
Drizzly bear.
Two polar bears meet up for the first time...
Two polar bears meet up for the first time. It'...
Yogi Bear has died at the age of 90.
He was more than just your average bear.
What do you call a bear in the Arctic?
Starving.
Did you hear about the Grizzly that killed a camper?
He used his bear hands
What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?
A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin' **frea...
Why don't bears wear socks?
They have bear feet
What do a zero-legged spider and a one-legged bear have in common?
They both have at least zero legs.
What do you call a sometimes homosexual arctic bear with heavy mood swings?
A Bi bipolar polar bear!
So a panda walks into a restaurant....
sits down and begins looking at the menu. The w...
Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?
They like to express the right to bear arms.
A rabbit ran wildly in the street Why are you running like mad? a bear asked
.Don't you know, they are now arresting all cam...
Three blondes are walking through the forest
when they come upon a set of tracks. The first ...
What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?
winnie the Philosopooh
There is a bear chasing a rabbit through the forrest...
They are neck and neck and the bear is almost a...
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room
The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.
My experience with having an abortion
This is gonna be a mess, but I have to get this...
When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?
"Hold on, let me get my bear rings."