Bear Jokes

Bear Jokes

Unruly Child

A man scolded his son for being so unruly and t...

Dear Mom

A soldier's letter home:

Dear Mom, I can't ...

Polar Bear

Q: What's a Polar Bear's favorite cereal?
A: ...

Polar Bear

Q: What do you call an arctic animal shaped lik...

Elegant, Classic Story

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, a be...

Bear Hunters

Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in ...

The Results of Statistics Show . . .

1. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-hand...

Who Scares Humans the Most?

A bear, a lion and a chicken were having a disc...

Quotes From Famous Mothers III

NAPOLEON'S MOTHER: "All right, Napoleon. If you...

Bear-faced Cheek

A bear was bought from a Russian circus by a to...

King Arthur

Okay, so. King Arthur is in a heated battle wit...

No Teeth

Which animal has no teeth?

A gummy bear!

Real Signs

No Smoking Prohibited

Slow Children

Warni...

Accept

"If you do settle in the South and bear childre...

@ Mad ADD Joke! 1

1. Aquariums + Gratitude = FISH THANKS!

2. O...

Mom!!

PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER: "I don't care where you t...

5 Giggle Bytes

The following are real excerpts from Help Desk ...

New Wall Street Terminology Has Been Approved

NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS

CEO - Chief Embezzlem...

Pink or Salmon?

This guy at work argued with everybody that his...

You're Know You're From Alaska If . . .1

1. You consider it a sport to gather your food ...

A guy calls home

'Hello!?'

'Hey! Honey, you wouldn't believe th...

Bunny comes to Bear's bakery...

He asks for a cabbage pie.

Bear tells him they...

A bear is chasing a rabbit

They make so much noise a genie pops up,
"If yo...