The best way to catch a Bear..

First you gotta dig a hole just big enough that the bear won't be able to climb it's way out. Then along the edges you put berries and other things bears eat and once you've done that you fill the hole in with ash. So once the bear comes up and starts to eat the berries you sneak behind him and kick him in the ash hole.

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