They make so much noise a genie pops up,
"If you two stop making so much noise and let me go back to sleep I will grant you two wishes each"
They agree and the beat goes first :
"I want a big dick."
/*Poof*/ Done
The rabbit thinks about for a while and says:
"I want a motorcycle."
/*Poof*/Done
Bear says:
"I want all the bears in the world to be female and always in heat."
/*Poof*/Done
Rabbit gets on his motorcycle and points at the bear:
"I want that bear to be gay."
/*WROOOOM*/
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