'Hello!?'
'Hey! Honey, you wouldn't believe the day I'm having right now, I lost my phone!'
'Hello, I'm not your wife, I'm Cecelia, your new maid!'
'Oh! That's great! Welcome! I'm having a crazy day right now, can you please hand the phone to my wife?'
'I would but she just locked her room and went in with another man!'
'What!! That's a disaster! As if this day wouldn't get worse!! All these years, all this love for this day! I can't bear this anymore'
'I'm really sorry to hear that!'
'Don't be sorry, it's not your fault! I need a moment to think but time is running out! Do one thing... In the drawer below the phone there's a gun!'
'What!! I won't do anything stupid!!'
'No.. You don't understand.. I'm very rich and powerful.. No one can touch you and I'll pay you a million!'
'But...'
'I'll pay you two million but you have to be quick about it, he shouldn't get away!'
'Okay..'
Cecelia steps away and there are two bangs that are heard.
'I've done it'
'Excellent! Now throw the bodies in the empty pool at the back and I'll take care of them when I get back'
'What pool!???'
'Umm.. Is this 852236709?'
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