Dear Mom

A soldier's letter home:

Dear Mom, I can't tell you where i am, but yesterday I shot a polar bear.

Two weeks later, another letter home:

Dear Mom, I can't tell you where I am, but yesterday i danced with a hula girl.

Two weeks later another letter home:

Dear Mom, I still can't tell you where I am, but yesterday the doctor told me I should have danced with the polar bear and shot the hula girl.

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