Retribution

Jim had just gotten a new car and was out for a drive when he accidentally cut off a truck driver. Truck driver motioned for Jim to pull over.


When Jim did, the driver got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to Jim, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!"


He then went to Jim's car and cut up its leather seats.


When he turned around, Jim had a slight grin on his face, so the driver said, "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!"


He gets a bat out of his truck and breaks every window in Jim’s car. When he turns and looks at Jim, he has a smile on his face.


Driver is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all its tires.


Now Jim is laughing.


The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of petrol, pours it on Jim’s car and sets it on fire.


He turns around and Jim is laughing so hard he is about to fall down.


"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked.


Jim replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!!"

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