You're a Redneck If... #1

That's my plan...

This is the transcript of a radio conversation of a US naval ship with...

Ostrich &...

A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He walked up the...

The best part...

One of the best things about having a cat is that when you hear noises at...

Since Americans...

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?It's a...

Two [ethnics] are...

Two [ethnics] are out fishing, and having a great day. As fast as they put...

Ostrich &...

A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He walked up the...

The best part...

One of the best things about having a cat is that when you hear noises at...

Since Americans...

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?It's a...

Two [ethnics] are...

Two [ethnics] are out fishing, and having a great day. As fast as they put...

What did the...

"Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

The best part...

One of the best things about having a cat is that when you hear noises at...

Since Americans...

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?It's a...

Two [ethnics] are...

Two [ethnics] are out fishing, and having a great day. As fast as they put...

What did the...

"Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Hung Like An Elephan

This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have a...

Since Americans...

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?It's a...

Two [ethnics] are...

Two [ethnics] are out fishing, and having a great day. As fast as they put...

What did the...

"Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Hung Like An Elephan

This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have a...

What does a...

Hare loss.

Two [ethnics] are...

Two [ethnics] are out fishing, and having a great day. As fast as they put...

What did the...

"Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Hung Like An Elephan

This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have a...

What does a...

Hare loss.

So a woman walks...

and sees a parrot on sale for 50 bucks. Now, a parrot is a pretty expensive...

What did the...

"Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Hung Like An Elephan

This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have a...

What does a...

Hare loss.

So a woman walks...

and sees a parrot on sale for 50 bucks. Now, a parrot is a pretty expensive...

Two whales are...

Whale 1: Hey, you know what would be funny? If we went under the boat and...

Hung Like An Elephan

This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have a...

What does a...

Hare loss.

So a woman walks...

and sees a parrot on sale for 50 bucks. Now, a parrot is a pretty expensive...

Two whales are...

Whale 1: Hey, you know what would be funny? If we went under the boat and...

What does a...

Hare loss.

So a woman walks...

and sees a parrot on sale for 50 bucks. Now, a parrot is a pretty expensive...

Two whales are...

Whale 1: Hey, you know what would be funny? If we went under the boat and...

So a woman walks...

and sees a parrot on sale for 50 bucks. Now, a parrot is a pretty expensive...

Two whales are...

Whale 1: Hey, you know what would be funny? If we went under the boat and...

That's my plan...

This is the transcript of a radio conversation of a US naval ship with...

Two whales are...

Whale 1: Hey, you know what would be funny? If we went under the boat and...

That's my plan...

This is the transcript of a radio conversation of a US naval ship with...

Ostrich &...

A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He walked up the...

You're a Redneck If... #1

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