Drunk date
A guy enters a bar and orders two shots of vod...
Bar-drinking Jokes
"Michael Jackson"
Q: "What did did the man on the beach say to M...
If you were my husband...
A woman at a party walked up to a man and told...
How to get a ride home
Two police officers saw this old woman stagger...
you so fat you dont know it...
you so fat you dont know it
Peanuts?
A man walked into a bar, sat down, and ordered...
PANCAKE
OVER A PINT IN THE PUB. THE ENGLISH MAN, THE S...
Nightclub
A guy goes to a nightclub and when the bouncer...
Board shorts
What do you call a pair of shorts with nothing...
Dear or deer
Dear, watch for deers while Iam driving.Wife r...
Thick
Three men walk into a bar and one ducks!
Stupidity
your so stupid that instead of you sitting on ...
Holey Ice Cubes
Paddy O'Shea got friendly with some of the loc...
You so fat
you so fat every time you turn around its your...
Why is there no Wal-Mart in Iraq?...
Why is there no Wal-Mart in Iraq?
Because eve...
Drunk Superhero
Two guys were sitting at a bar on the 40th flo...
Taxman wins $1000
The local bar was so sure that its bartender w...
I received this warning about the use of the...
I received this warning about the use of the p...
Birds
what do you get if you cross a elephant with a...
All You Can Drink
A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench a...
3 blonds walk into a bar what do they say?...
3 blonds walk into a bar what do they say?
N...
Drinking Truth
The following is an actual excerpt from Forbes...
3 bits of string
Three strings walked by a bar and noticed a si...
Are you my wife?
A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after s...
Yo mama
yo mamas so dumb she picks up a piece of grass...