Drunk date

A guy enters a bar and orders two shots of vodka. He drinks the first and dumps the second on his right hand.


He then orders a second round of shots, drinks the first and again dumps the second on his right hand.


The bartender sees this and becomes curious as the guy orders a third round and does the exact same thing.


So the bartender asks the guy, "Hey man, I hope you don't mind me asking but why the waste of good drinks?"


So the man says, "I have to get my date drunk."


Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman