barracks door
A man walks into a supermarket with his fly down.A cashier sees him and says"sir your barracks door is wide open" Well the man had no idea what she was talking about and continued to shop.
Soon after a man walked up to him and says "hey buddy,your fly is down",so he proceeded to zip up his fly and then it dawned on him that the woman had been referring to his pants zipper.Well, he thought to himself ,I think I'll have a little fun with that lady,so he finished shopping and went up up her register.
When it was his turn he said to her "hey lady" "when you saw my barracks door was open ,did you see a soldier standing at attention?" The lady thought for a moment and then replied "um...No,All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffle bags."
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