Bar-drinking Jokes

Bar-drinking Jokes

Johns


Who is John Blow? He played in John Doe!

Skiny


you is soooo skiny if you had a lot of hair on...

25 signs you've had too much to drink


1)You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

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Bar Fly


Rooney owned an Irish pub in the Bronx, and in...

Dyslexic


A dyslexic walks into a bra....

Best Steak


A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The ...

Selling the Wife


A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the o...

How much stronger?


Two old drunks were lapping them up at a bar.
...

The knot


A string walks into a bar and asks the waiter ...

Lez


what has got 6 eyes anc carnt see 3 blinde mice

Great reason to drink beer!


A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the...

Beer Test


"Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer cont...

Drinking in the family


An Irishman visited a local tavern and ordered...

Coke


I TRYED TO SNIFF COKE ONCE BUT THE ICE CUBES G...

Susie's Legs


One day a cop was walking along in the ghetto....

Monkey Tail in the Cognac


The scene: a posh bar, velvet draperies, piani...

Don't Drink My Drink Pal


This guy is sitting inside a bar, just looking...

Having a Beer


A man walks into a bar and orders three beers....

Drunk Date


A guy goes into a bar and orders a beer which ...

do you know how dumb blondes are?...


do you know how dumb blondes are?
well there ...

Survivers


If a plane crashes on the border of Canada and...

Yo mamma so skinny


Yo mamma so skinny that she uses a Cherrio as ...

My littl girl Abby and I were playing in the...


My littl girl Abby and I were playing in the g...

Yo mamas glasses


your mamas glassses are so thik
that when she...

Beer Troubleshooting


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