Alright, we all celebrate at New Year's, some to excess. However, please consider the below listed tip-offs as Signs You May Have A Drinking Problem the rest of the year:
* You fall off the floor quite often
* The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...
* Hangovers have become an alternative lifestyle
* Bill & Hillary Clinton are starting to make sense
* You lose most of the arguments with inanimate objects
* You have a "Reserved Parking" space at your liquor store
* The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar
* You don't recognize people, unless seen through bottom of glass
* You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth
* You think the 4 Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol & Women
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