Bar-drinking Jokes

Bar-drinking Jokes

6 Shots of Whiskey


A young man walks up and sits down at the bar....

The Golden Toilet


There was this guy, let's call him bob. One ni...

15 Signs You Drank T


15 - You spent Sunday night in jail for cow-ti...

How u know your drunk


when you wake up with a fat chick in bed and y...

Sadamm body doubles


The night after the US dropped bunker bomb on...

There is a monkey in the bar


A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He t...

Oofh


I walked into a bar one day


OOFH!!!!!!! it w...

It's Martini Time (In Ireland)


McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martin...

Finding The Car


A drunken man was wondering around the parking...

Larry's bar


A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, you'...

Horse in a bar


Horse walks into a bar.
The bar tender looks ...

How to Get a Free Dr


A man in a bar has a couple of beers, and the ...

Just A Juggaloo


A man is driving home, when is pulled over by ...

Tight pants


This guy has been sitting in a bar all night, ...

W


Q: What do you call a chili-dog with no chili?...

ya momma is so dumb she put her fingas in...


ya momma is so dumb she put her fingas in the ...

A man walked in to a bar....


A man walked in to a bar.
What did he say?


...

Beer Troubleshooting


BEER TROUBLESHOOTING
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and w...

yo mamas like a bigmac, full of fat and only...


yo mamas like a bigmac, full of fat and only w...

Arriving home very drunk


A man is in a bar and falling off his stool ev...

Armless Man


An armless man walked into a bar which is empt...

20, 8 year olds


What does micheal jackson like so much about 2...

Speak


A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his ar...

3 piece's of string at a bar


Three pieces of string walked into a bar. The ...

Tiles!


What do you call a shaped
ti...