A drunk was sitting at a bar when a woman stood behind him and raised her arm really high to get the bartender's attention. The drunk saw that she had very hairy armpits. The drunk yelled at the bartender, 'Get the ballerina a drink!' She got her drink and went away. Later, she returned and raised her arm again. The drunk saw her and yelled to the bartender, 'Get the ballerina another drink!' She got her drink and went away again. The bartender asked the drunk how he knew she was a ballerina when she was a stranger and had never been in the bar before. The drunk replied, 'She's got to be a ballerina if she can lift her leg that high.'
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