Bar-drinking Jokes

Bar-drinking Jokes

Balogna


A piece of balogna walked into a bar, he asks ...

How drunk are you? Official drinking test


This simple five question test will help deter...

Mighty mouse


Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty ro...

Blondes


2 blondes walked into a bar

Are you chicken?


Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove h...

Q: why did the woman cross the road?...


Q: why did the woman cross the road?


A: who ...

Did I eat that?


A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahu...

Feeling Angry


Two drunks were in a bar feeling angry.


Then...

sabi ni kit saan mo binili yang damit mo sinongkit...


sabi ni kit saan mo binili yang damit mo sinon...

$100


A guy walks into a bar and sees a fish tank fu...

Rabbit food


A rabbit walks into a pub, and orders a cheese...

After a holiday


After a holiday, workers were coming back to w...

A Good Bud is Hard t


What's the difference between men and beer? ...

Skeleton Joke


A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer.....

I don't owe anything for this drink


The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar,...

What happened when the priest cracked one...


What happened when the priest cracked one off ...

Head?


Guy goes into a bar. Big guy, but his head is ...

Pie man


A pie walks into a pub and asks for a pint.
T...

Ouch


Three guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy duc...

Yo mamma is so ugly


your mamma is so ugly, shestuck her head out t...

1 arm and 1 leg


What do you call a girl with one arm and one l...

Bar Tender


A man walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, I...

The number twelve goes to a bar


A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the ...

Dolly bird to doctors.


She was a stunner. Walked into the surgery wit...

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