Bar-drinking Jokes

Bar-drinking Jokes

Guinness and women


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Two men walked into a bar


Two men walked into a bar.You would think at l...

Stangy T


Yo shirt sooooo little i could see your heart ...

yo mamma so fat


yo mamma so fat her stretch marks spell her na...

Walmart n jackson


Whatdo micheal jackson and walmart have in com...

A blonde and a brunette are in an elevator,...


A blonde and a brunette are in an elevator,
a...

A whale rosted


yo momma is so fat a whale started singing w...

Beer Festival


After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewe...

The great wiener caper


One day, two drunks were stumbling around in t...

Yo mama jackpot


Yo mama is like a playstion they both get turn...

Balogna


A piece of balogna walked into a bar, he asks ...

your family is so poor i went to your house...


your family is so poor i went to your house an...

Someone stole things from me


A drunk phoned police to report that thieves h...

K.O.


Two guys walk into a bar, the tird one ducks.

The best pub


A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman ...

Chicken


Walking into the bar, Mike said to the bartend...

Elephant


if you crossed anelephantand a kangaroowhatwou...

Beer Festival


After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in Lond...

Tarmac


Two pieces of black tarmac are in the pub havi...

Rodney in Bar


Rodney walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, ...

The book


when does a book green?????
answer:when it is...

Will young/oven


question- what does will young have in common ...

A Lorry driver feeling tired after driving...


A Lorry driver feeling tired after driving for...

Yo momma


your momma so dum she stole free bread

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