The best pub

A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman were sitting in a pub discussing
the best pubs around. The Englishman says, ��there's a pub in the West Midlands
where the landlord buys you a drink for every that you buy.'' The Scot is not
impressed and says, ��that's nothing! In the Highlands every time you buy a
drink the landlord buys you five.'' At this point the Englishman is fairly
impressed. The Irishman, totally unimpressed, says ��that's nothing. In Dublin
there's this pub where the landlord buys your drinks all night, and then when
the bar shuts he takes you into a room and makes love to you.'' The Scot and
Englishman are well impressed and ask if the Irishman goes there a lot. He
replies ''No, but my sister told me about it.''