Bar-drinking Jokes

Bar-drinking Jokes

A bar


a man walked into a bar ouch!

Peanuts in a bar


2 Peanuts walk into a bar......one was a salte...

Ouch


when the man walked into the bar what did he s...

A woman walks into a bar...


A woman walks into a bar already wasted. She g...

Blondes love puzzles


There was this bartender & he was working ...

Your momma


your mommas teeth are so yellow when she smile...

Beer Prayer


Our lager, Which art in barrels, H...

Been Messin' wit


The boss at the pub went up to the bartender a...

Godawful Pickup Line


Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I c...

Ugly Chick


A man is out, driving happily along in his car...

Does your dog bite?


A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a...

Drunk driver


A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving i...

The Daiquiri


A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off...

Man walks into a bar


A man walks into a bar.
Ouch!

Dickens and the Mart


Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a ...

Animal joke


a horse canters into a bar the barman takes on...

Drunk Test


A drunk is refused a drink in a bar, so he und...

Horse in a Bar


One day, a bar owner decided he had enough of ...

Futurama


Q: How does a man plan for the future?
A: He ...

Yo mama is so ugley


yo mama is so uglet,when she looks in the mirr...

Halloween Shop


You so ugly, they have your face on display in...

You are so ......................


you are so ugly even youre slutty mother rejec...

BISCUIT


WHAT DID THE BISCUIT SAY WHEN IT BROKE


OH CR...

Deaf Men in a Bar


A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group...

Fast turtle


A guy walks into a bar holding a turtle.


Th...