The great wiener caper

One day, two drunks were stumbling around in the streets of New York, when
they decided that they were beginning to get sober. They checked their pockets
to see how much money they had on them. They were disappointed to only find
$1.25.


Finally after a period of deep and intense thought, one of the men got an
idea. He went to a hot dog stand, bought a hot dog, and went to a bar to begin
drinking. They did shot after shot, until the bartender told the two that if
they wanted any more drinks they better show him that they had some money to pay
for them. The man with the hot dog opened his zipper and put the wiener through
the opening. He had his friend get down and start sucking on it. The bartender
cursed them and made them leave. They went to bar after bar with this routine
until they were dog drunk. They staggered out into the streets, satisfied and
wasted.


"Man," one of the drunks said, "I've got to admit, that hot dog trick worked
great."


"Actually," the second drunk said, "I ate the hot dog at the second bar!"