Bar-drinking Jokes

Bar-drinking Jokes

Dentist


A guy and a gal meet at a bar.


They get alon...

RESPONSIBILTY


A MAN JOINED A COMPANY AND IT WAS THE FIRST DA...

Duck


A duck walks into a bar and gets a beer and th...

Like a Dog


The angry wife met her husband at the door. Th...

Polar bear in a bar


polar bear walks into a bar, says to the barma...

15 Signs You Drank Too Much


15 - You spent Sunday night in jail for cow-ti...

Apple


Q.Why did the appleroll?
A.Because he say the...

Neutron in bar


A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" ...

You looked a lot like my wife


A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after s...

Martha Stewart's Safety Tips For Party Animals


- Always make every effort to keep hands, hair...

Best Drinking Story Ever Told


Recently, a routine police patrol was parked o...

Barmen


Our lager,


Which art in barrels,


Hallowe...

SMELL


WHY DO FARTS SMELL ?
FOR THE BENIFIT OF THE D...

Like to dance?


A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, ...

Your mammas so fat


your mammas so fat that she played pool with t...

I only ordered a double


I walked into a bar the other day and ordered ...

Karate Chop


There was a little guy sitting at a bar drinki...

Just Lays There


A guy walks into a bar, and sees his best frie...

The story of a very short man


A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, g...

Panda In A Bar


A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders...

The hunter


A hunter went hunting for a gorilla. He brough...

Difference between a good girl and a bad girl...


Q:How do you tell the difference between a bad...

Bars are bad


walkes into a bar ouch

My wife


this guy walks into a bar and orders a shot.th...

what would you get if you crossed a cooking...


what would you get if you crossed a cooking de...