There was a guy in a bar and he asked the bartender for a beer. He chugged it,
looked into his pocket, asked for another beer. Which he chugged, then looked
into his pocket, and asked for another beer. This went on for a while then the
bartender finally asked, 'How come you ask for a beer, chug it, then look in
your pocket?' The man said, 'because there is a picture of
my wife in my pocket and I'm going to keep drinking till she looks good enough
to go home.'
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