An Englishman, a Welshman and an Arabian are sitting in a bar.
The Englishman says, "I've got ten children, one more and I'll have a football team."
The Welshman says, "I've got fourteen children, one more and I'll have a rugby team."
The Arabian says, "I've got seventeen wives, one more and I'll have a golf course."
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