Bar-drinking Jokes

Bar-drinking Jokes

Yo mama


yo mama so fat she stepped on a dollar bill an...

Drunk Mrs. Fitzgeral


The Reverend John Fuzz was pastor of a small c...

The bar


a guy runs into a bar!!!

What has 90 teeth and fights a big hary monster....


What has 90 teeth and fights a big hary monste...

A good smoke


A guy traveling through the prairies of the US...

I'm Only Tribute


A man moves from Ireland to New York City, lea...

Your momma


you look just like your momma but your momma b...

64 days


a group of 3 blonde walk into a bar a are chan...

The bar!


Man walks into a bar.Ouch!

Signs You Have a Han


1. You'd rather have a pencil driven through y...

Saint Patrick's


SYMPTOM: Drinking fails to give taste and sati...

The cow joke


man: Knock Knock whos there cows go boy:cows g...

Rude Drunk


The drunk replied. "I was talking to the duck....

Your house is so dirty


your house is so dirty that the rats have to r...

A golf club visits a local bar


A golf club walks into a local bar and asks th...

Nice Peanuts


A guy walks into a bar and hears this voice sa...

A very depressed man


There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at...

Two women were at a bar


Two women were at a bar. One looked at the oth...

Yo mum so fat......


Yo mum so fat......


-she really does come fr...

If you drink, don't call the cops


A drunk phoned police to report that thieves h...

Too many beers.


So I said "Hey man, that's my beer."


Then h...

Gone Fishing


Two men were sitting at a bar recounting their...

A bet made at the local bar


A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his wa...

Momma joke


your momma so fat when she jumped in the ocean...

Yo mama is like ahokey..........................


yo mama is like a hokey player she doesnt chan...