Bar-drinking Jokes

Bar-drinking Jokes

Women


what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
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A businessman enters a tavern


A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at th...

Koskhol


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Iydtr


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Yo momma so fat.....


yo momma so fat she aint go skinny dippin she ...

A Franchise


Rumor has it that Hollywood madam Heidi Fleisc...

Homeless chicks


Whats the best thing about dating a homeless c...

2 dumb guys!!!!!!!!!


two guys walk into a bar......you think the se...

Betcha $500.00!


A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle i...

Tears in a bar


there was this man that enterd a bar and ended...

Women on tap?


"Do you serve women in this bar?" "No sir, you...

Give Me A Double


So this guy walks into a bar and says, �Gve me...

Beer Festival


After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in Lond...

Psychiatric outing


One night in the small bar, the bartender is l...

Redneck dictionary


Handsome ...

New inventions by blondes.


The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sungla...

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3 little pigs


The first little pig walked into the bar and s...

Bar jokes


how do you kill a dunk blond

You are a fat hog


you mom is so fat she can not where a yellow
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One for my friend


Sven and Osmond are good friends. Each day, th...

Reality pope quiz


who will be the next pope? you can decide!
tu...

Manhattan with a Plum


A girl walks into a bar and asks for a manhatt...

One boy say my father can pass a water lake...


One boy say my father can pass a water lake
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Termite Fun.


What did the termite say when he walked into t...