Yo mum so fat......
-she really does come from both sides of the family.
-she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
-she jumped into the ocean and wiped out the existence of life.
-when she sat on the toilet it broke.
-she cant even see her feet.
-she cannot see all of her in the mirror.
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