A guy walks into a bar and hears this voice say, 'Hey, you're a pretty good-looking guy.' Upon, further investigation, he realizes that the voice is coming from a bowl of nuts. So he asks the barman, 'What's this?' The bartender replies, 'They're complimentary peanuts.'
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