Bar-drinking Jokes

Bar-drinking Jokes

Mushroom in Bar


A mushroom walks into a bar.


He sits next to...

yo mama is so stupid instead she sits on the...


yo mama is so stupid instead she sits on the c...

Crawling Home


A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Sud...

Jokes


door kahi ek basti thi waha sabhi raande sasti...

Crippled


A completely inebriated man was stumbling down...

How to Get a Free Dr


A man in a bar has a couple of beers, and the ...

Yer ma


your mas so stupid she sits oan the tele n wat...

Whiskey no worms


A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night bef...

Signs You Have A Drinking Problem


You lose arguments with inanimate objects.


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Miscellanous


what do you call a mexican baptism? Bean dip!

Rocky MountainOysters


What happen to the blonde who tried rocky moun...

Bad Day


There was this little guy sitting inside a bar...

Hahaha


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Bar Joke


A horse walks into the bar, the bartender says...

A Horse Walks Into a


A horse walks into a bar and the bartender ask...

A Rainbow of Devotion


A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsma...

Skittlez


yo momma so fat...she sat on the rainow and sk...

Ghghgdssg


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Drunk hung over


that guy is so hung over that a hang nail woul...

Hot In Here


Ther was 3 men
an English Man
an Irish Man
...

Packet of Crisps and a pint of Lager


A man walks into a bar and asks the Barman for...

Penguin


This guy runs into a bar and shouts "Quick, ho...

Bar jokes


Two guys walk into a bar the third one dunked

Saved $2


A man ran into his house puffing. His wife ask...

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