Bar-drinking Jokes

Bar-drinking Jokes

Miscellenious


A man walks into a bar. Ouch

Yo mama is so fat


yo mama is so fat,she wistles bass

Bar Joke


A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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3 ppl on a cliff jon jak and lorain jak and...


3 ppl on a cliff jon jak and lorain jak and jo...

Snail visits bar


The landlord of a pub, is just locking up, whe...

Guy spits into glass


There's a guy in a bar, it's late, and the guy...

Drinking Truth


The following is an actual excerpt from Forbes...

Shouting the Bar


A drunk walks into a bar and says to the barte...

Fat man


There is a fat man who has a kindney problem s...

A seal visits a local bar


A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender...

Bar joke


what do you call a full beer bottel of beer ...

Give Me A ....


A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a...

Keep gabby reece away


Don't trust volleyball players with your drink...

The Dead Dog


There's a man and his wife who own a pub, and ...

Drunk Superhero


Two guys were sitting at a bar on the 40th flo...

A newer guy in Bar


A guy wanted a drink. So he ran into a bar. He...

Singled Out


Q: What do the men in a singles bar have in co...

Poor Couple


A poor man and woman sat down in their living ...

Run and walk


what runs and never walks.
water

Drunken patrons


A drunk staggers into a bar demanding a beer. ...

Top ten signs that you are too drunk


10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep fro...

Decoy


One night, a police officer was stalking out a...

Walk into a bar


Q. What did the man say when he walked into th...

Outch


A man walks into a bar and says outch

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