Ther was 3 men
an English Man
an Irish Man
and a Scottish man
and they was all in the desert and they found a lamp
the geni said you can have 1 wish each before you die so
the Irish Man wished for a pint of Guiness
the scottish man wish for bag-pipes
and ther English wished for a car door
and undun the window and said better open a window its
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